. . .so we speak a different tongue

2.15.2005

Jumpinjackclash Has a Story

Today's my 16th birthday.
Sweet Sixteen.
I got 16 roses (one of which's heads fell off)
I got- "happy birthday" from people.
My sis was driving me home.
We went for gas and she was trying to get me to lend her my shoes because hers hurt. She was looking at her shoes and I looked ahead and yelled. She slammed on her brakes and at about 20mph we slammed into a stationary vechicle. I always put my foot against the floor when we are stopping, and now my ankle hurts. Our cars both went on the side of the road, the other driver stepped out and it was one of my sis's friends. My sis got a $153 fine for speeding even though she wasn't (traffic conditions they said). My sister's lucky she didn't get wreckless driving. We sat there for an hour sorting everything out. I did my math homework. It scared the crap out of all of us (2 drivers, 2 passengers total) and I learned that I could never be in the CIA because I'm a wimp, but at least I saw the damn car or we would've hit it at 35mph. I don't want a ride from my sister anymore, but then again I don't really want to drive because Kayleigh was just sitting there and she got rear-ended, she saw my sis a little and tried to get out of the way, but she didn't. At least no one got hurt. But now I think everyone involved is going to be a more attentive driver from now on. And neither of them had updated insurance cards but the patrolman let them off because they both just got off of school. At least my sis and Kayleigh knew each other, but then again it makes it harder on my sis because she knows her and is playing basketball with her tonight. The real world suck. Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me........

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1.15.2005

FemaleBard. . .

. . .hopes to rekindle an old flame.

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12.23.2004

Please, lend me a hand!

Attention all real honors students (that is the ones who still visit): I would really rather appreciate some help from you. I'm experimenting with a writing style and I want some feedback to see if it's a dud or not. Please read and leave a comment with a one or two word response. I'm looking for what readers feel the essence of the poem is, not necessarily what I'm talking about. Thank you!
That one girl, Jane Doe

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12.21.2004

Jane Doe...

...would like to vent.

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10.12.2004

Yay for bloggers. Lets all make a story.

Yay for you five or six people who have rekindled the blogging spirits in all of ussss...fiveorsixpeople. You know what i was thinkin about the other day, was that story we did. Lets do another one. I'm thinkin we should have about 6 characters, so as to not get over loaded. I dont really want to prepackage them, because I don't want to stiffle anyone's creativity. I'll leave characters up for grabs like we did in the second story. Just fill in a name and profile. We should all put in ideas on a scenario too. That, as opposed to a first come first served kind of thing like the characters, should probably be discussed, as anyone who wants to write will have to work with it. Have fun.

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10.05.2004

Arghh!

Curse you! No blogging?! You're killin me! I guess it doesn't really matter though, because no one will ever read this!

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9.28.2004

Jumpinjackclash

Update

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9.07.2004

It's time, it's time!!

Ok, now I know all of you blog junkies have been waiting for there to be a flurry of activity on this site, and now that school has started, there is no excuse not to have a fully active blog. Let's get this train movin'!!!! I figured I'd just type this little diddy, so as to motivate the rest of you to make some new posts.

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8.18.2004

Good News For Me

Alright, I do know that this hardly affects any of you, however, I cannot resist sharing my complete and utter joy.
To illustrate what kind of a reply a person would receive when asking me, “What’s your favorite band?” you probably would have saw me look at the person with a facial expression resembling a cantaloupe, (I like to think of the cantaloupe as a very pedestrian fruit) Then replying, “Say, that’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard” Meaning, that it is certainly impossible to choose only one out of the plethora of bands within the many genres that music has to offer. Despite the hypocrisy of my next statement, I must admit that I have chosen a favorite band, and that is The Cure. The Cure fulfills every box on my imaginary favorite band checklist.
Morgen’s Imaginary Favorite Band Checklist
n Does this band provide music for every mood?
n Is this band lyrically stimulating?
n When not in the mood for analyzing, can you have this band playing in the background?
n After millions of times of listening, do you ever notice new things about songs?
n Is this band thought provoking?
n Can you listen to this music while falling asleep?
n Does this band have it’s own definite style?
n Is the lead sexy?

You’ll find that most of my favorite bands fit nicely within this little checklist. If you have any check-offs that you would like to share, please feel free.

I found out last year roughly around this same time that The Cure was to be going on tour in promotion of a new album that was still in the making. Being 14 at the time, I could not believe that out of the small group of bands I love titled “Not dead, not broken up” that The Cure was the one that would be touring all the way from Europe to play for me. It felt too good to be true considering my luck with Richard Patrick of Filter going into rehab and canceling their summer tour (last summer) . However, I didn’t know that I would be so lucky as to see Billy Idol and witness Rush’s 30th anniversary tour the following year! I was planning on seeing the Curiosa Festival on August 31st at the Gorge Amphitheatre at 5 p.m. Along with The Cure, the bands: The Rapture, Interpol, Mogwai, Head Automatica, Cursive, and Cooper Temple Clause were going to be playing. However, I found out the hard way on a Sunday afternoon at the dreadful Cascade Mall beside a Jeweler’s shop display… Mom was visiting with a friend and asked, “Are you going to be able to make it at Skip’s party on the 21st?” Friend replies, “Yeah, yeah, I’m pretty sure, you’re going to be there right?” Mom chats again, “Oh yes, because of Matt’s band, Morgen will be there too” In the midst of people watching, I make a catty jump, and make a sharp turn to mention, “Actually, no, no you won’t, because you see, I have a Cure show that I must go to” Mom gives one of those condescending mother facial expressions, but the kind where she isn’t looking at me, she’s still looking at her friend-but is talking to me, “We haven’t talked about that yet” I felt absolutely wretched, not only did I make a complete ass out of myself-but totally found out the hard way that I wasn’t going to the show, due to the lack of a ride. (and a stupid party) I was quickly searching for what I could do that night to keep my mind of The Cure show-I decided that there was no way I could go to that party, just wasn’t going to have it. But days passed and I didn’t mention it again, until (movie angels singing) Cookie, a friend of mom’s, said, “What?!?! I couldn’t possibly fathom the idea of you missing Robert Smith!” Alright, so we had the whole Gorge-camping-weekend-party-deal all planned out and I was happier than a clam on acid. But as you know, nothing gold can stay, and my mother came in my room, sat on my new leopard print bed with sorrowful eyes, (I started screaming-"those motherfuckers!" in fear that something really bad had happened.) She calms me down to say, “It’s only been postponed” Yeah, postponed AND moved to the Everett Events Center to be played on a Tuesday, yeah you know who else is going to be playing there this year? Hmmm, Hall And Oates and Air Supply. In contrast to The Cure, it was devastatingly insulting news to hear. Robert had to leave on family emergency and fly back to London-only he forgot to bring me along. But it was okay, because I caught him at the 3 hour show that he decided to play in my backyard!!!!!!!!!!

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8.13.2004

Jumpinjackclash

Wonders where you all were last night

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